I hope to GOD this guy has had a vasectomy. How do you make it to 35 and still not know how to chew your food? You literally have a pickle on your forehead you asshole.
On Guy With Big Ears
Tiffany: (whispers to me) Omg that guy's ears are huge...
Josh: Well don't say it outloud then. With those things he probably just heard you.
On This Girl at the Sandwich Shop Blinking too much.
If this chick blinks any more she's going to have lift off.
On People Opposed to Arizona's new Law
I like how Obama makes it illegal to not have an insurance card and everyone is cool with it. But carrying the ID that proves who you are the person on that card upsets people. lol
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