tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5489539545100040802024-03-07T23:17:51.279-08:00Stuff Josh SaysJosh Robinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416631671873464606noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548953954510004080.post-90924161271142683572010-10-28T00:07:00.000-07:002010-10-28T00:07:14.514-07:00My Asian GF asking if it's ok that 2 other asian girls can join us for dinner at the Brazilian Restaurant.Short of you tossing one of them on the table and sitting on her mouth, its pretty much the perfect day. Yes invite them.Josh Robinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416631671873464606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548953954510004080.post-86333817080709365882010-10-26T09:49:00.000-07:002010-10-26T09:49:19.049-07:00On Clown Suit<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;">Carlos, when you are done I need my Pedo outfit back. Please wash the blood out this time.</span></span>Josh Robinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416631671873464606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548953954510004080.post-64145578696052549722010-10-26T09:47:00.002-07:002010-10-26T09:47:43.128-07:00Call of DutyHand me the remote. It's time to give Bullet Facials in Call of Duty.Josh Robinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416631671873464606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548953954510004080.post-82335170901578276772010-10-26T09:47:00.000-07:002010-10-26T09:47:04.899-07:00On Kid being eaten by Great White in CaliSeriously, who surfs? It's literally the only sport on earth where one of the risks is actually being eaten by a dinosaur.Josh Robinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416631671873464606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548953954510004080.post-62724807165352210332010-09-15T00:32:00.000-07:002010-09-15T00:32:11.336-07:00to his GF.Dim the lights and get the funnel. This is gonna be epic.Josh Robinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416631671873464606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548953954510004080.post-14106195413733749592010-05-21T02:36:00.000-07:002010-05-21T02:36:04.448-07:00On Grown Man In Subway with food all up on his faceI hope to GOD this guy has had a vasectomy. How do you make it to 35 and still not know how to chew your food? You literally have a pickle on your forehead you asshole.Josh Robinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416631671873464606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548953954510004080.post-7593897517065707272010-05-21T02:33:00.000-07:002010-05-21T02:33:10.064-07:00On Guy With Big EarsTiffany: (whispers to me) Omg that guy's ears are huge...<br />
Josh: Well don't say it outloud then. With those things he probably just heard you.Josh Robinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416631671873464606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548953954510004080.post-78964144893732165952010-05-12T00:09:00.000-07:002010-05-12T00:09:25.403-07:00On This Girl at the Sandwich Shop Blinking too much.If this chick blinks any more she's going to have lift off.Josh Robinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416631671873464606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548953954510004080.post-74229236269284029492010-05-09T19:02:00.001-07:002010-05-09T19:02:46.108-07:00On misspelling the word "retarded"Irony.Josh Robinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416631671873464606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548953954510004080.post-52513445600622288112010-05-09T19:01:00.001-07:002010-05-09T19:01:42.299-07:00On Pumping your BreaksDamn it's not a first date. Just hit it.Josh Robinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416631671873464606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548953954510004080.post-65179820245449573682010-05-09T19:00:00.000-07:002010-05-09T19:00:11.237-07:00On People Opposed to Arizona's new LawI like how Obama makes it <i>illegal </i>to not have an insurance card and everyone is cool with it. But carrying the ID that proves who you are the person on that card upsets people. lolJosh Robinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416631671873464606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548953954510004080.post-89488002017094958622010-04-28T21:08:00.000-07:002010-04-28T21:08:57.946-07:00On Photo of Friends Sister"I don't know what is happening just off camera there but I'm pretty sure I can guess what it is and it rymes with oral sex."Josh Robinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416631671873464606noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548953954510004080.post-35219504574721144932010-04-28T20:24:00.000-07:002010-04-28T23:18:50.454-07:00On talking about Marriage"I sort of have selective hearing. Similar to humans not being able to hear certain high pitches. Once someone starts talking to me about marriage it gets filtered out. Even <i>reading </i>the word marriage doesn't work. It's like selective dyslexia."Josh Robinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416631671873464606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548953954510004080.post-46517896539183813902010-04-28T02:32:00.000-07:002010-04-28T02:32:37.756-07:00On A good time"Grab the Peanut Butter and the Dwarf. This is gonna be awesome."Josh Robinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416631671873464606noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548953954510004080.post-21810186039283373622010-04-27T18:36:00.000-07:002010-04-27T18:36:41.403-07:00On Aids"Well yea having aids would suck. I'm just saying that if I ever did get aids I'd find other people with aids and have sex with them. The only down side of course is that a mutant strain of aids would probably develop where your penis would just explode the moment you penetrate."Josh Robinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416631671873464606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548953954510004080.post-39398665392752644832010-04-27T10:25:00.000-07:002010-04-27T10:36:56.206-07:00On Youngsters Doing The DirtyCan we stop pretending that 18 is some magical age and anything prior it girls are so helpless and retarded that they could not possibly grasp the full concept of sex or handle the emotional baggage that comes with it. Joan of Ark was 17 when she won back Orleans from the English. I'm pretty sure she deserved some dick after that ordeal. 18 is a number that we made up. It's not like GOD screwed up by making girls hit their biological prime between 13-20.Josh Robinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416631671873464606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548953954510004080.post-39623558292914193692010-04-27T10:12:00.000-07:002010-04-27T10:12:37.046-07:00On Why Women Should Not Make As Much as Men<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;">Feel free to change places with me if this offends your delicate little sensitivities. By all means pony up the 700.00/month to pay for dates and entertainment that I have to expense year after year. You are the first to be released in a hostage situation. You are the last to die in a fire. Excuse me if I get on average an extra 1.25/hour.</span></span>Josh Robinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416631671873464606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548953954510004080.post-5675742192833992542010-04-27T10:04:00.000-07:002010-04-27T10:04:16.603-07:00On Attractive Girls That Think They Have Genuine Guy FriendsNews flash. You have no guy friends. Do you think it's a strange coincidence that guys never have "girl friends"that weigh 245lbs or have 11 toes? Don't be an idiot.Josh Robinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416631671873464606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548953954510004080.post-40083719312713569432010-04-27T09:56:00.000-07:002010-04-27T09:56:30.813-07:00On Finding a good Sex Partner"The key is finding a girl that has been molested just enough that she is fantastic in bed but not so much that she is difficult socially."Josh Robinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416631671873464606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548953954510004080.post-78724061375219726762010-04-27T01:27:00.000-07:002010-04-27T02:40:28.283-07:00On Hypocritical People"I love how the same people who who can't believe in the science of global warming do believe in the concept of religion. At least the first one doesn't involve talking snakes."Josh Robinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416631671873464606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548953954510004080.post-6881594985451678882010-04-26T23:21:00.001-07:002010-04-26T23:21:04.498-07:00On His Sore Throat"I literally have a band of Ninjas fighting inside my throat."Josh Robinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416631671873464606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548953954510004080.post-57264133908626223442010-04-26T23:11:00.001-07:002010-04-26T23:11:29.589-07:00On Sparring with Guy Richie"Well yea I figured he'd be pretty good at fighting. He was married to Madonna for quite a while."Josh Robinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416631671873464606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548953954510004080.post-36276974715674929112010-04-26T23:09:00.001-07:002010-04-26T23:09:46.630-07:00On Autodesk Maya"Using Maya is a lot like having a pedophile for an uncle. You have to invite him over for Christmas dinner but no one actually wants him there."Josh Robinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416631671873464606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548953954510004080.post-34976622312739679732010-04-26T23:06:00.001-07:002010-04-26T23:06:30.175-07:00On Gay Men in Singapore"Either short shorts are making a substantial come back or there are a sh*t ton of gay men at my gym."Josh Robinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416631671873464606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548953954510004080.post-78880691026546635172010-04-26T22:51:00.000-07:002010-04-28T20:36:04.157-07:00On Tiger Woods Divorce<span style="font-size: small;"><span class="UIStory_Message">If someone wanted to take 300 million dollars of mine I'd spend 200 million creating a bullet that made people disintegrate like in the first Blade movie and shoot her. Then I'd sell my technology to the US military for 200 million. Problem solved and it didn't cost me a penny. Also terrorism would pretty much end. I mean being wil<span class="text_exposed_show">ling to die for your cause is one thing but being willing to be disintegrated? No one wants that.</span></span></span>Josh Robinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416631671873464606noreply@blogger.com2